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Apologize for being a couple minutes late - commute from the gym was horrible. As usual, I’ll address as broad a spectrum of topics as possible. Sup Boss? Batum’s injury will hurt them, but the fact is he also plays Portland’s . ….. PF Rashard Lewis, SF Hedo Turkoglu, and SG JJ Redick to Oklahoma City for PF Jeff Green, SF Kevin Durant, and OKC’s 2009 1st round pick. I know this is a long shot, but the magic immediately get younger and more athletic, and add a marquee …  read more…

Dissent the Blog: Zombies at UCI: the dead care
Also [we have] an article here by Mr. Michael Collins Piper which apparently suggests that the Oklahoma City bombing, too, can be attributed to the Israeli Mossad! So this is the kind of man that Mr. Frogue has wanted to invite to this ….. We’ll have distance learning and corporate sponsors and fun pancake breakfasts and the gym will be perfect for Promisekeeper events. We have big plans for decorating the campus, too. Imagine: Thousands of tiny bright lights strung on …  read more…

Little Red Blog'n Rouge: Goin' to Jackson!
Find a worthy cause in the city I’m in and devote time and energy to it. 9. Make a living will. 10. Write letters to each of my parents’ brothers and sisters thanking them for their contributions to my life and history. (Daddy has five brothers … Do not miss one kickboxing class (held weekly at my gym) for one month, starting the first Monday that I am able to breathe and move like a normal person. 34. Go to Highland Road’s Observatory some night and watch the stars. …  read more…

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Looking for a career in natural healing? Oklahoma massage therapy schools can provide you with the educational experience and refined skills required for a successful career in this growing field of n…  read more…

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College Basketball Capsules: More to Big 12 than just Jayhawks (The Brownsville Herald)
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas has those two stars, that loaded recruiting class, five straight conference titles, won a national championship two years ago, will likely be the preseason No. 1.  read more…

Queen of the Court | Brains, charisma and a level-headed approach to coaching basketball are all trademarks registered … (Urban Tulsa)
Phylesha Whaley, whether she knows it or not, aided not only this story but, according to Sherri Coale, greatly shaped OU women’s basketball and her career. That’s for later in the story, though. What fans really want to know is if Coale is the future of women’s sports in the state of Oklahoma and… By Dwayne Davis.  read more…

Recreation department announces basketball roster deadline (Stillwater NewsPress)
Rosters for the 2009 Adult Basketball League are due Oct. 23.  read more…

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[excerpt of chapter 2. honesty is okay..]

Chloe was ninety-nine percent sure she was dreaming. Los Angeles is a city of salesmen, a place of relentless schmoozing and professional associations that are not only considered beneficial, but in fact, vital for survival. In a town where every conversation starts out corresponding- what do you do?” -standard etiquette is temporarily abolished. No place is sacred- the locker room at your gym, the checkout counter at Hermes, and even the hospital where you are visiting your sick grandmother, because any of these places could provide a golden opportunity to pitch ideas and sell screenplays. It doesn’t matter where you’re from- Italy, Paris, Oklahoma, even right there in Beverly Hills- if you are not a renowned player in the plastic industry of cool, you really don’t matter. For those of us who maneuver below the towns glamour, this was the ultimate dream land- a region of unreality where phantoms reside and we live in our own unseen dreams. Men with aviators and flawlessly groomed hair-dos stroll about atop the air of their own snobbery; women in sexy silk air kiss on the streets. Fame is everything, more consuming than sex, more pressing than politics; more valuable than the acquirement of money, which is never, for the gambler, the real point of the task. The charm of fame is so excessive that we like every object to which it is attached, even death and face lifts. Magical Hollywood crosses geographical boundaries to include parts of Los Angeles, New York, France, and Montana; the first-class lounges of international airports; nightclub VIP rooms; hyper yachts; and secluded, pampering resorts in odd locations. You may reach this Hollywood only via jet, helicopter, comfortable boat, motorcycle, or luxurious yacht. In Hollywood, people eat raw foods, wear thousand-dollar T-shirts, and bemoan their loss of creative freedom. Once inside, you will do anything to stay. One drawback to being onstage for most of your life is that eventually you forget how to act when you’re off it. Not that it matters. In such a life, you’re never really offstage. Even walking from your bedroom to the kitchen you can’t lower your guard . . . at least not if you’re on the set of one of the most anticipated TV specials of the season– one starring you. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, Chloe loved money.
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Resolved Question: Tumbling in Oklahoma City?
Know any tumbling gyms in Oklahoma City?

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Resolved Question: 13 and wanna stay in shape?
okay, im 13. and i wanna stay in shape, and stuff. but the thing is im still in school. but i go to school in the evenings and stuff, and soo i was wondering can someone find out if theres like a gym in oklahoma city i could go to during the day with my older cousin?

please and thanks.

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Senator calls condition of Oklahoma roads 'life threatening,' says …
Related News. Pickens says town hall meeting at Oklahoma State will be his next-to last in a college setting. October 28th, 2009 Pickens: OSU town hall will be among his lastOKLAHOMA CITY — Billionaire energy magnate T. Boone Pickens says a town-hall meeting planned … August 16th, 2009 GOP senator: People have lost confidence in gov’tWASHINGTON — An Oklahoma senator says the angry tone of the health care debate is the result of people losing confidence in government. …  read more…

Help to speed up recovery from surgery, injury and scars - Amoils.com
The team at Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation has discovered that a protein called histone is responsible for much of the damage during these traumas. They say they have found a specific type of antibody that can block the ability of … If you want to read more about this go to www.news.bbc.co.uk/health. And if you are going to be undergoing surgery in the near future, make sure you build up your own immune system and follow the tips above for a quicker recovery from …  read more…

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Eyewitness News 5 Team … The Basel-based company said it already has delivered more than 7.5 million doses of vaccine for the A(H1N1) flu that the World Health Organization vaccines declared a pandemic in June. …  read more…

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Carter Sinclair News Treating Traumas: Discovery By OMRF Scientists
Carter Sinclair News: A discovery by scientists at the Oklahoma Medical Research Foundation could help save lives threatened by traumatic injuries like those sustained in car crashes or on the ba…  read more…

Fat States, Fit States: Where Are You?
Where do you live? In what town or region? Among what sorts of people?

If you have to battle your weight, do you realize that the city or state you reside in may be a factor?

Your en…  read more…

Why Parents Don’t Want Obama to Address their Children
Reactions run the gamut but more typically hang on the one of two poles. Those against it generally agree it is not very timely in the light of recent controversies over health care. Those who think i…  read more…

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Health Highlights: Oct. 28, 2009 (HealthDay via Yahoo! News)
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Coburn: White House Bid to Marginalize Critics, Fox News Backfiring (Fox News)
The Oklahoma Republican senator wrote in a column that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid’s failed attempt last week to round up enough votes to pass a $247 billion plan to shield doctors from steep Medicare cuts shows the administration needs to get serious about the deficit — and lay off its critics.   read more…

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Resolved Question: Would you volunteer your kids for this?
The US Secretary of Health & Human Services signed a decree granting legal immunity to vaccine makers for their swine flu vaccines. (In other words, if you die your family can’t sue.)

Why on earth would they start testing possible vaccines on little kids? A quick Google search will turn it up. It’s been reported on quite a few different news sites.

They will start in Oklahoma City with children ages 3 to 8. They can’t possibly know that a vaccine churned out that fast won’t have lasting effects. Would you trust this to be safe?

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Resolved Question: Chemo & Radiation…Yes or No?
Mid March I recv’d a phone call that my Father who lives out of state. Had been hospitalized and was not expected to make it. My brother and I arrived at the hospital within 24 hrs and was met by his Dr who immediately told us he had pneumonia and because of his dementia and alcoholism was going to call in the state to take custody of him if we didn’t want to. Please keep in mind we were unaware of any health issues with him. The next day we hired an attorney, day after that appeared before a judge and gained guardianship. After 1 week in the hospital and 4 weeks in a skilled nursing facility we prepared him for the move back to California with us. Over a 6 week time frame I made 3 trips to Oklahoma. I contacted UC Irvine Research Center for Aging and Demential before we moved him. Scheduled his appts for the week after the move. Obtained a new primary care Dr. The week following the move he saw his new Dr-she ordered a Brain CT, did a chest X-Ray and blood work. (Did I mention he has diabetes?) His tests came back as follows: CT-revealed moderate dementia and a previous stroke. Blood work showed 3rd stage kidney failure. Chest X-Ray showed a 2.7 x 2.0 mass causing concern for maliginacy. She referred him to a lung specialist who saw him 3 days later who ordered a Pet Scan. The next week the Pet Scan came back indicating multiple tumors in left lung. Colon, bladder, bowel, 3 ribs, 1 vertebre, invasion of the chest wall and his tonsils. The next week a biopsey was done and 8 days ago I was told that he has extended small cell lung cancer undifferentiated. His primary Dr said she personally would not put a loved one through chemo and radiation that was in his condition. She did however move forward with referrals to the oncologists. After my brother and I received the news and knew the appts had been made for July 6. We booked a 75′ houseboat on Lake Powell for the entire family to spend a vacation together. We have camped and fished Lake Powell many years as a family and want to do this for my Dad and for us while he is still functional to do so. The problem is….telling him. Yes, we will have his primary care Dr do that but the decision for Chemo and Radiation is all together another issue. At best it will be pallitive for him. We don’t know if the chemo oncologist will even determine if he will be able to tolerate chemo given all his health issues but won’t discuss it with me until he see’s my Father. There is a part of me that does not want to tell him that he has 2-4 months without any radiation or chemo. There’s a part of me that feels like he would want to fight the fight. Then there’s the part that just wants my Dad to enjoy as much of the time he has left doing what he loves and that is being with his family and fishing. Any insight or recommendation of treatment or lack of would be greatly appreciated. I am just at a loss…

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Resolved Question: Wayman Tisdale former NBA star dead at age 44? Your thoughts?
By MURRAY EVANS, Associated Press Writer
2 hours, 13 minutes ago

Wayman Tisdale, a three-time All-American at Oklahoma who played 12 seasons in the NBA and later became a top jazz musician, died after a two-year battle with cancer. He was 44.

Tisdale died Friday morning at St. John Medical Center in Tulsa, hospital spokeswoman Joy McGill said.
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I don’t know too much about his basketball career. I know him best from his career in the “Smooth Jazz” industry. Dude is practically a house hold name in San diego California! I use to listen to his music when I was stationed in SD at the Naval School Of Health Sciences. For a former basketball player turned bass player, he could most definitely hold his own with the best out here. RIP bro! You and your music will be truly missed. :(
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Do any of you carry a .380 for CC? - Oklahoma Shooters
He said “a .380 is a EET round. It works best up close and shoot your advesary in the Ear, Eye, or Throat.” I use fmj’s to get some penetration. But yeah, I do feel a little under gunned when that’s all I have. … It keeps me warm and cozy when I’m wearing anything from gym shorts to a suit. I have practiced quite a bit drawing from concealment with it. I carry one reload for it as I feel you should with any weapon you carry. the .380 isn’t exactly desired but it is …  read more…

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Queen of the Court | Brains, charisma and a level-headed approach to coaching basketball are all trademarks registered … (Urban Tulsa)
Phylesha Whaley, whether she knows it or not, aided not only this story but, according to Sherri Coale, greatly shaped OU women’s basketball and her career. That’s for later in the story, though. What fans really want to know is if Coale is the future of women’s sports in the state of Oklahoma and… By Dwayne Davis.  read more…

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Voting Question: Do you like my NOVEL EXCERPT?!?
[excerpt of chapter 2. honesty is okay..]

Chloe was ninety-nine percent sure she was dreaming. Los Angeles is a city of salesmen, a place of relentless schmoozing and professional associations that are not only considered beneficial, but in fact, vital for survival. In a town where every conversation starts out corresponding- what do you do?” -standard etiquette is temporarily abolished. No place is sacred- the locker room at your gym, the checkout counter at Hermes, and even the hospital where you are visiting your sick grandmother, because any of these places could provide a golden opportunity to pitch ideas and sell screenplays. It doesn’t matter where you’re from- Italy, Paris, Oklahoma, even right there in Beverly Hills- if you are not a renowned player in the plastic industry of cool, you really don’t matter. For those of us who maneuver below the towns glamour, this was the ultimate dream land- a region of unreality where phantoms reside and we live in our own unseen dreams. Men with aviators and flawlessly groomed hair-dos stroll about atop the air of their own snobbery; women in sexy silk air kiss on the streets. Fame is everything, more consuming than sex, more pressing than politics; more valuable than the acquirement of money, which is never, for the gambler, the real point of the task. The charm of fame is so excessive that we like every object to which it is attached, even death and face lifts. Magical Hollywood crosses geographical boundaries to include parts of Los Angeles, New York, France, and Montana; the first-class lounges of international airports; nightclub VIP rooms; hyper yachts; and secluded, pampering resorts in odd locations. You may reach this Hollywood only via jet, helicopter, comfortable boat, motorcycle, or luxurious yacht. In Hollywood, people eat raw foods, wear thousand-dollar T-shirts, and bemoan their loss of creative freedom. Once inside, you will do anything to stay. One drawback to being onstage for most of your life is that eventually you forget how to act when you’re off it. Not that it matters. In such a life, you’re never really offstage. Even walking from your bedroom to the kitchen you can’t lower your guard . . . at least not if you’re on the set of one of the most anticipated TV specials of the season– one starring you. Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, Chloe loved money.
thankyou =)!

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Resolved Question: Tumbling in Oklahoma City?
Know any tumbling gyms in Oklahoma City?

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Resolved Question: 13 and wanna stay in shape?
okay, im 13. and i wanna stay in shape, and stuff. but the thing is im still in school. but i go to school in the evenings and stuff, and soo i was wondering can someone find out if theres like a gym in oklahoma city i could go to during the day with my older cousin?

please and thanks.

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Oklahoma to Taze Teens « AxXiom for Liberty
OKLAHOMA CITY — The Board of Juvenile Affairs moved ahead Friday with plans for legislation and rules to allow the use of pepper spray and Taser devices in secure juvenile facilities. … AxXiom for Liberty Preparing the Justice System for a Pandemic Influenza-Massive List of Links http://bit.ly/98sk4 13 hours ago; Developing a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) for Public Health, Law Enforcement, Corrections, and the Judiciary http://bit.ly/3K4u9J 15 hours ago …  read more…

Senate Hearing Kicks Off Climate Bill - Politics News Story - KOCO …
Health · Caregiving Advice … SW 25th & Walker in Oklahoma City is shut down while firefighters battle a 3-alarm fire at Hunter’s Battery Warehouse. More. Senate Hearing Kicks Off Climate Bill. Hearing Is First Of 3 Planned …  read more…

No Guarantees On Senate Health Bill's Public Plan - Politics News …
SW 25th & Walker in Oklahoma City is shut down while firefighters battle a 3-alarm fire at Hunter’s Battery Warehouse. More. No Guarantees On Senate Health Bill’s Public Plan. Harry Reid Says States May Be Able To Opt Out …  read more…

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In order to sell funnel cakes, regardless of the venue, you will need to know and adhere to your local and state ordinances. In this, the final installment of this series, you’ll find out what types o…  read more…

What if Obama is wrong, are you prepared to take that chance?
“What if Obama is wrong, are you prepared to take that chance?”

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Hidden Gems: Homes in Tulsa, OK
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Swine flu clinics attract thousands at Oklahoma City schools (The Oklahoman)
Thousands of people waited for hours outside two Oklahoma City high schools while the county health department gave out swine flu vaccinations on Saturday.The clinics were held at U.S. Grant High School and Southeast High School. About 2,000 doses of vaccine were available at each location for children and pregnant women, said H.R. Holman, spokesman for the Oklahoma City-County Health …  read more…

University of Oklahoma center makes ‘best’ list (The Oklahoman)
The University of Oklahoma Health Sciences Center was named a “best place to work” by readers of The Scientist magazine.The center ranked No. 4 among the top 15 U.S. academic institutions in the readers’ list.The Oklahoma City campus was commended for pay, tenure and promotion, and the report notes that the center is building research centers such as the OU Cancer Institute. “Through smart …  read more…

Longtime Oklahoma City lawyer Linn dies (News On 6 Tulsa)
Associated Press - October 26, 2009 12:25 PM ET OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - Longtime Oklahoma City lawyer James Linn has died at age 83. Friends say Linn died Saturday at age 83 after…  read more…

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Open Question: How do we get a Church School started for the first and second grade with 15 students?
In order to get a Church school started on the North East area of Oklahoma City, who do we need to contact, what information is needed, when can we start, where do we go to get information, what are the requirements, and how much time is needed before we can begin? What is the occupancy code for 15 students in the grades first and second? Who do we see in planning and what type of permit do we need? The Church is already zoned. The fire department and health department has inspected the church. What is our next step? We have been to the Board of Education.

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Resolved Question: Do you agree with this partial list of Democratic led failures?
Wilson - League of Nations /United Nations , The Federal Reserve FDR-The New Deal , Myriads of Alphabet Soup Agencies, Social Security LBJ- Vietnam, Welfare and the Great Society Carter -failed domestic and foreign policies created the Dept of Energy which has failed at everything, Ditto the US Dept of Education a trillion dollar boon doggle and waste, Clinton ——-pushed for and got preferred trade status for China, pushed for loans to bad credit risks in the home market, WACO and Ruby Ridge which led to the back lash of Oklahoma City Obama- Government run Health Care, Cap and Trade, Fairness Doctrine, illegal immigration amnesty, loss of national sovereignty by trade and global agreements

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Resolved Question: What do you think of THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA?
JUST THE FACTS! THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In LOUISIANA, TEXAS, OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don’t know it, but LOUISIANA, TEXAS, OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

Us TEXOARKLANS love y’all Americans, but we’ll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We’ll miss ya’ll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States, begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS, LOUISIANA, ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the Union.

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA. You might think that he doesn’t talk too pretty, but we haven’t had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to roost.

So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States.

3. Defense Industry–we have over 65% of it. The term “Don’t mess with TEXAS,” will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don’t know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm…

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma, Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of Arkansas, LSU, Arkansas State University, Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn’t restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and, therefore, it’s every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don’t like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let’s not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don’t need any food from somewhere else.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Maryland, Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don’t need to. You see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

16. We can finally build the wall between TEXOARKLA and Mexico and deport “Illegal Aliens” and say the hell with the EPA and build the lock and damn system in New Orleans that will keep the water out.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:

Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won’t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Al Gore has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as l

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Rocky and The Red Goat: Chubby and Tubby’s food Reviews Enter Oklahoma Joe’s Barbecue. Matt hopped online and found that Anthony Bourdain recommended this place as one of the 13 restaurants one needs to eat at before they die. …. No place is sacred- the locker room at your gym, the checkout counter at Hermes, and even the hospital where you are visiting your sick grandmother, because any of these places could provide a golden opportunity to pitch ideas and sell …  read more…

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She and I went exploring the hotel and found the gym room. As it was late at night, it was completely deserted, so we proceeded to play around on the gym equipment. When we got to the treadmills, we were playing around with the … They had been planning a trip to the Oklahoma City mission and wanted to know if they should be concerned about catching the flu while they were in Oklahoma. At the time, Kansas had more than 20 confirmed cases while Oklahoma still only had 6. …  read more…

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